YOU GOTTA HAVE ART

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DRAMATIS PERSONAE

LAZ...THE ARTIST, IN SEARCH OF A CHEAP STUDIO SPACE
LORD MAYOR DEVELOPER...BENT ON THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CITY
THE LOATHSOME MR. DYCK...CITY BUILDING INSPECTOR
THE RUBBER STAMP COUNCIL...A CHORUS OF YEA SAVERS
THE LUNCH ROOM INSPECTORS...CRONIES OF L. MR. DYCK
THE BUREAUCRAT IN THE CASH HALL...BUREAUCRAT AT CANADA CASH COUNCIL
THE GRANVILLE CHORUS...VARIOUS ARTISTS, SUPPORTERS OF LAZ

THE SONGS

YOU GOTTA HAVE ART ... LAZ
YOU BOYS WILL BE MOVING ON SOON ... MR DYCK
FUCK YOU MR. DYCK ... GRANVILLE CHORUS
FUCK ALL YOU ARTISTS ... MR DYCK
HEMORRHOIDAL RECTAL TISSUE ... LAZ
RED TAPE GAMES ... THE GRANVILLE CHORUS
BUILD ME A CITY, A WORLD CLASS CITY ... LORD MAYOR DEVELOPER
KICKING ASS IS A GAS ... THE INSPECTORS
WHERE IS MY MONEY ... LAZ
THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL ... BUREAUCRAT AT CC
WE CAN BEAT CITY HALL, IF WE TRY ... LAZ
THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN REFERRED FOR STUDY ... LORD MAYOR DEVELOPER
THE PROBLEM MUST BE REPAIRED AND RESOLVED ... LAZ
YOU GOTTA HAVE ART ... LORD MAYOR DEVELOPER, LAZ, GRANVILLE CHORUS

ACT ONE

YOU GOTTA HAVE ART ... LAZ
YOU BOYS WILL BE MOVING ON SOON ... MR DYCK
FUCK YOU MR. DYCK ... GRANVILLE CHORUS
FUCK ALL YOU ARTISTS ... MR DYCK
HEMORRHOIDAL RECTAL TISSUE ... LAZ
RED TAPE GAMES ... THE GRANVILLE CHORUS

ACT TWO

BUILD ME A CITY, A WORLD CLASS CITY ... LORD MAYOR DEVELOPER
KICKING ASS IS A GAS ... THE INSPECTORS

ACT THREE

WHERE IS MY MONEY... LAZ
THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL... BUREAUCRAT
WE CAN BEAT CITY HALL, IF WE TRY... LAZ

ACT FOUR

THE PROBLEM MUST BE REPAIRED AND RESOLVED ... LAZ
THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN REFERRED FOP STUDY ... LORD MAYOR DEVELOPER

ACT FIVE

YOU GOTTA HAVE ART ... LAZ, LORD MAYOR, LAZ, CHORUS